Hi I am writer, please help

[Uksvets]

Hi all!
I'm writer from Ukraine, writing book about Madonna's life. What do you know about Madonna? Please, tell me.
Thanks!
WBR, Svetlana Shmidt

[Bubian]

What is a Madonna? Please tell me more; I am writer from North Pole doing story about great invention called electricity. Can you help me? Can we trade notes? Great success!

[Grimace]

who the fugg is this guy?